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Rape, Rape, Rape, Rape!
Job Applicant "Rape, arson, murder, rape".
Hedley Lamarr "You said 'Rape' Twice".
Job Applicant "I like rape".


written by therealblankman  | 5 hours 59 minutes 57 seconds ago | CH
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Boxer doesn't think he can get knocked out
"I wasn't knocked out". You just keep telling yourself that.

On another note, this is from an actual TV show? That people watch? For entertainment?


written by therealblankman  | 6 hours 12 minutes 34 seconds ago | CH
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Sidney the Baby Otter Playing Around
Otters don't belong on living room carpets, they belong in the ocean. Downvote with prejudice.


written by therealblankman  | 6 hours 53 minutes 52 seconds ago | CH
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Speed Cooking- serving live snake and fish
Fucking barbaric. Upvote for posterity and general awareness.


written by therealblankman  | 21 hours 2 minutes 12 seconds ago | CH
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Visualizing Empires Decline
It would be interesting to see the American Empire brought into this illustration.


written by therealblankman  | 1 day 3 hours 53 minutes ago | CH
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paul4dirt (Member Profile)
In reply to this comment by paul4dirt:
that's actually Johann Strauss "An der Schönen, Blauen Donau" Op.314

You are of course completely correct, I feel the complete fool. Fixed tags and title.

As repentance I have posted this for your musical edification, thanks... http://www.videosift.com/video/Herbert-von-Karajan-conducts-Strauss-Blue-Danube-Waltz


written by therealblankman  | 1 day 4 hours 10 minutes ago | CH
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Mister Methane performs Blue Danube and blows out candles.
>> ^paul4dirt:
that's actually Johann Strauss "An der Schönen, Blauen Donau" Op.314


You are of course completely correct, I feel the complete fool. Fixed tags and title.

As repentance I have posted this for your musical edification, thanks... http://www.videosift.com/video/Herbert-von-Karajan-conducts-Strauss-Blue-Danube-Waltz


written by therealblankman  | 1 day 4 hours 12 minutes ago | CH
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Mister Methane the Flatulist performs Swan Lake.
*kill


written by therealblankman  | 1 day 4 hours 18 minutes ago | CH
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30 Second Bunnies - Bunnies: Snakes On A Plane - Minisode
"this is a private video...". Since when is good old-fashioned copyright infringement a private matter?

*dead


written by therealblankman  | 2 days 3 hours 19 minutes ago | CH
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Flying snakes! Yikes.
Great, now they can fly. My nightmares have wings.


written by therealblankman  | 2 days 3 hours 33 minutes ago | CH
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thegrimsleeper (Member Profile)
The video's better, but not the woman's driving.

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*dead


written by therealblankman  | 2 days 9 hours 25 minutes ago | CH
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Hybrid (Member Profile)
Hmmm... where you at? I'm in Canada- can see it fine. Anyhow, nobody was voting for the video, so I've submitted this one instead... http://www.videosift.com/video/Mister-Methane-the-performs-Swan-Lake-and-blows-out-candles

Enjoy!

In reply to this comment by Hybrid:
*blocked for me


written by therealblankman  | 2 days 22 hours 7 minutes ago | CH
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Mashiki (Member Profile)
I can't tell you how disappointed I am that nobody else is familiar with this epic quotation. Marvin Rules.

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Where is the earth shattering kaboom?


written by therealblankman  | 3 days 1 hour 53 minutes ago | CH
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Crazy New Video: Beck/Gainsbourg - Heaven Can Wait
Weird and cool video, but at least Charlotte Gainsbourg doesn't cut off her clitoris with a pair of scissors in this one.

There's one image I'll never be able to get out of my head.


written by therealblankman  | 3 days 2 hours 18 minutes ago | CH
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dag (Member Profile)
Thanks for the promote, Dag. Did you check out this robot from the same company? Walks like an Aussie on a bender, but still...
http://www.videosift.com/video/Petman-Bigdog-s-stable-biped-master

In reply to this comment by dag:
This is amazing. *promote


written by therealblankman  | 3 days 8 hours 49 minutes ago | CH
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Story of Ann Druyan's Atheist Father
Heh. She's talking into a lamp.


written by therealblankman  | 5 days 9 hours 43 minutes ago | CH
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Truther Proves 9/11 was an inside job with a $20 bill
He's finally convinced me.


written by therealblankman  | 6 days 59 minutes ago | CH
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Police tasering almost leads to riot
*blocked too


written by therealblankman  | 6 days 1 hour 2 minutes ago | CH
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O'Reilly / Beck: Bold & Fresh Tour 2010
"Bold, Fresh" tour. Sounds like a feminine hygiene product.


written by therealblankman  | 6 days 4 hours 56 minutes ago | CH
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NASA: Water found in Moon crater
But what about the CHEESE?!?


written by therealblankman  | 6 days 18 hours 14 minutes ago | CH
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