I give you MouseHouse.

I give you, The coolest picture you'll find! Not self-serving at all I say.

^i wouldn't want to confuse those who can't distinguish our different styles of humor.

I'm in a rush, so I'll look for a better one later, though I think it will be difficult to beat this.

rottenseed = no good kid

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/15/18824363_1b1880a784_m.jpg

although the mouse trap rape is pretty funny.....

what's wrong piggyback, you losing your edge????

the edge is not, and will never be, defined by my avatar.

My vote is for Rasputin!

well vote for the comment shilly kitty

I came up with a rotten seat:
http://img210.imageshack.us/my.php?image=rottenseatqm9.jpg

^hahaha jesus...the funny crap on the internet.

http://img233.imageshack.us/img233/8312/rottenseedssk6.jpg

http://www.beyondblossoms.com/blog/wp-content/amorphophallustitanumcopy.jpg

(corpse flower) Titan arum

how about this one?

I'm partial to This one but I also voted for the two I liked.

because for some reason, you bring to mind "rebellious caffeine"

hee hee. is "rebellious caffeine" is a nice way of saying "defiant cocaine"?

Do an ultrasound of you in your mother's womb. You can show us a real picture of you without providing us with any relevant information.

on Fjnbk's request

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hahaha @ 1,2 & 5

Can we vote you a new personality too?

And schmawy: Jesus, you're worse than choggie. What do you do, change your avatar every 4 hours?

Okay, an avatar. Here you go.

My vote is for tubgirl.

^Ewwwwwwww. *shudders*

Aww c'mon MG, go full out, make it a jpeg of a tinyurl for the pain series.

It's usually a clue to what's in my queue. Still know it's me, right? Sifting is serious stuff.


>> ^kronosposeidon:
And schmawy: Jesus, you're worse than choggie. What do you do, change your avatar every 4 hours?

A picture of a prolapsed rectum would be fitting.

I think this sums you up nicely.

^I'd glaze their donuts with my "krispy kreme" any time.

The search is over. ---> http://www.desdegdl.com/blog/media/pinkVader.jpg

http://cdn-www.cracked.com/articleimages/wong/badass4.jpg

^hahaha yes! Too bad I'm not that big of a star wars fan, but the faggoty mockery of all that is epic does fit me.

I found these in an image search using "bad seed."

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I saw this used as an avatar picture on the SA forums and couldn't help but think that you might like it. They had the text "I've never seen it written so neatly" under the picture. Luckily the aspect ratio was such that after resizing, there was room to add the text to the bottom of the image.

So I threw the text in and fiddled with the image pixel by pixel so it didn't look like crap at 75x75, and this is the result.

^hahaha nice. I like the "totally missed the point" aspect of that gag.

GOATSE!

Pedobear wins.

I'd like to submit my own ideas for possible avatars. They both should be very familiar

regretfully, i have not fully recovered from my hard drive failure.

as i do not yet have Photoshop installed, i doodled this in MS Paint:

http://i239.photobucket.com/albums/ff69/my15minutes/rottenseed.jpg

qruel gave me a good idea about little kids flipping off the camera. I then remembered that I have a picture of me flipping off the camera. This truly is a picture of me when I was about 6 or so. I think the statement it conveys is still relevant to my personality.

Oooh! Oooh!

Wait, can we even have animated avatars? That would open up a new realm of possibilites... but I've never seen anyone with an animated avatar here.

>> ^cheesemoo:
Wait, can we even have animated avatars? That would open up a new realm of possibilites... but I've never seen anyone with an animated avatar here.


there are GOOD reasons for that.

suuuch aaaaaaaas...a hand stroking it?

>> ^Thylan:
>> ^cheesemoo:
Wait, can we even have animated avatars? That would open up a new realm of possibilites... but I've never seen anyone with an animated avatar here.

there are GOOD reasons for that.


Oh my yes... I'd probably have like a techno-cow with a background flashing between bright red, yellow, neon green, white, and black, at the maximum possible frame rate. Just to score some siezures.

Not really. Actually I rather like my peaceful cow. Look at 'er, just standin' in the field, chewin' grass, standing... chewing... ah hell, gimme a techno-cow.

A nice clean picture for your avatar

http://cdn-www.cracked.com/articleimages/wong/cute/chimpcute4.jpg

I found this to be excellent, but I doubt it will scale well to 75x75 pixels.

http://images.encyclopediadramatica.com/images/9/9e/Arguecat.PNG

And this is a classic.

http://images.encyclopediadramatica.com/images/7/74/EVILDIABEETUS.jpg

A few ideas:

http://www.daveallsop.co.uk/chars/Dank%20Squirrel.jpg

http://www.daveallsop.co.uk/chars/DankMonkey.jpg

http://www.dkimages.com/discover/previews/772/138437.JPG

http://jsfrench.tripod.com/cvs.jpg

(the last one won't click through. You need to copy and paste the url in your browser)

You could scale this one down.

Rotten Fruit

Rotten Banana

From a polish poster for Macbeth: Large and small.


Images I tweaked from one of my favorite illutrators, Wiktor Sadowski.

(from here. Polish posters in general are a great source of interesting and iconic images.)

Last minute update for added rottenness.

http://img90.imageshack.us/img90/9114/rottenseedupdatedsrw2.jpg

Well rottenseed, it looks like you're not a douche for at least a month. After then, well, time will tell.

yup...just submitted it.

apparently I have to have an avatar that explains that I'm not a douche. If the same rules apply with the phrase "I am cool" meaning that the person stating it isn't cool...then I guess I'm a douche.

how long does it take to update the avatar?


[edit]aaaaaaaannnnnnnd there she is ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------->

Awww, I miss the ol' toad-humping mouse already.

Make sure it is funny otherwise we might stop talking to you.