B A N N E D R E D A C T E D-Dedicated to Westy

Ready F0r That Ban Now, Daddy
Who's yer daddy?

Hey Dag.....Go fuck yourself-Better Yet, have the pants-wearer don the pulsation.....Strap it on , baby, and show yer man-thing who's boss-

Fuck Yas, Dag-You have no balls.

Never have I heard as much bullshit as I have in the past week, than in my entire history on the sift
-Bye bye, and love to all who know and love.....the Prived few who are comforatable with their progress......

Passive Agression Blows
Unilateral Ass-Showing and ego-tripping, a similar disease...equally as putrified-

Forcing the hand motherfucker-Not my way-But yours.......

That's All Folks
Back inna few with a new puter and IP and username-Guess who's formerly choggie, snakeplissken, whothefuck-does it matter???......Not done here by a damn site....Ban me KP, yer kinna dickless now, too-perhaps this will assist in you dropping a pair as well.....Dag? What's wrong???....Minerals??? Go diggin'!
K0MMIE says...

... and now Choggie is in the process of downvoting my entire personal queue.

You're pathetic dude, honestly. But it is interesting to watch something self destruct in such spectacular fashion.

laura says...

Two new 'insider joke' bumper sticker ideas:

"I ♥ Choggie"
&
"Some people are like slinkies. Utterly useless, but they bring a smile to your face when pushed down the stairs."

Project on that what you will.

Doc_M says...

"Back inna few with a new puter and IP and username-Guess who's formerly choggie"

Har Har, we'd guess in one "sentence." You are the single person I've ever known that can be identified simply by what they type in a forum.

Put down the scotch. Step away from the puter.

joedirt says...

No seriously choggster, is this your attempt at a self-roast?

Anyways, I love a good going out in style, but really what is this over? The stupid channel? Anyways, hopefully you just need some time to let the drugs wear off, or is the LSD permanently modified your brain?

joedirt says...

Man, choggie holds a thought and doesn't let it go.

So to explain teh westy comment in the title..

| 6 days 8 hours ago

YES LET'S SEE GOLD 100 PRIV-ALLEGEDS SHALL WE??!!!

WESTY DOOOOOEES NEED TO BE A GOLD 100 MEMBER!!-HE NEEDS A GODDAMN HONORARY OR BY DECREE OR OTHERWISE, and fuck you, pardon my caps up your asses who may PLEASE, shit sideways inna wind, CHUNK OF PRECIOUS METAL NEXT TO HIS AVATAR-AND BY VOTE I DECLARE, SHALL THE SIFT DEEM HIM WORTHY OF THAT GOLD, AND THEN SOME!!!!!..... IF, & BY WAY OF so-called VOTE, DIATRIBE, RANT, WRANGLE OR DISCOURSE, WESTY FINDS HIMSELF WITHOUT SAID HONORARY DESIGNATION, REGARDLESS OF RULES OR SOME FLY-BY-NIGHT WHIM OF SOMEONE WITH A STICK SHOVED STRAIGHT THE FUCK DOWN THEIR CAKE-SHOOT THROUGH TO THE GRAVY END, I SHALL LEAVE YOU GIFTED AND TALENTED TYPES, TO YER OWN DEVICES.....

HALLOWEEN baby, all-hallowed is the ground Westy walks, the same ground I walk, if the Emperor Norton Award is not handed down, and if I don't get my....Mother-fucking channel.

I love you dag, really want to be yer best friend, you too Lucky.....and yer old ladies.....specially you, Lucky-

choggie says...

Jeesus Maryanne Joseph, what does a guy have to do to get *banned from this place....

lesse-
Ad Hom for the admin-
Down-vote some jizzhead's entire p-q (He dinna say anything about upvoting his entire published history, of course, an asshole would do that though)

Hmmmm...guess choggie needs to do what he did last time......Lemme go find a good one, KP.....after all, keeping the friends close, and my enemies guessing, is a large part of the whole....


*ban

siftbot says...

has been nominated for banination by choggie. This may be due to abuse or violations of the posting guidelines. If this nomination is seconded, the account will be permanently disabled.

dag says...

Comment hidden because you are ignoring dag. (show it anyway)

Semi-coherant insults will not get you banned. Down voting someone's queue however is a dick move. Your wish is granted Choggie.

As interesting as this has been- the admin headache is not worth it anymore.

kronosposeidon says...

I just got home from work to find this shit.

Choggie downvotes an entire PQ, and you love him. Now he discards one of my videos, because he wants to get banned so fucking badly. Fine, I'll pull the fucking trigger.

*ban

In small letters, because you're a nobody, choggie. And to those of you who think choggie is some misunderstood genius, then why are you wasting your time here? YouTube's comments sections are FILLED with geniuses like him. You don't have to read more than 5 comments before someone says "Go fuck yourself."

When he returns (and he will, because the narcissistic psycho can't help himself), you can nominate him to be VideoSift's poet laureate.

kronosposeidon says...

Damn it, dag beat me.

But don't you understand dag, he's a fucking genius!</sarcasm>

He may or may not use his sock puppet Aeschcaton that he had during his two-week suspension when he returns. Who knows? You can never guess a misunderstood genius' next move.</more sarcasm>

kronosposeidon says...

^Not killed in action, because that would be noble. It was suicide in action. Like police-assisted suicide, i.e., when someone shoots at the cops because he wants them to shoot back and kill him.

If you want him to be your hero, that's fine. However he did not go out heroically, unless you think serially downvoting someone's entire PQ and then discarding someone's video for no good reason is in any way heroic.

Why couldn't he have just stopped coming here, and left with his dignity intact? Because he has no self-control.

Yeah, I'm bagging on the fucker. So what? After choggie and I had our last spat I ignored him and kept quiet, keeping up my end of the bargain with the community. But that wasn't good enough for choggie. He had to throw a flaming bag of dog shit on my front step today after I kept my mouth shut all this time.

Oh, and since choggie uses "passive-aggressive" like it's going out of style, let's see who is passive-aggressive:

http://books.videosift.com/talk/The-Man-The-Myth-The-King-The-Legend-of-Kronos#comment-502964

He necro-posted that comment three days after the last person wrote his in my congratulatory post when I got my crown. Now you might understand why he was furious about the change in comment-editing rules.

He can go to hell.

alien_concept says...

Yeah, can I just say, I qualitied this post on fisks behalf cos he left a wicked comment in another thread and I appreciated it. And I think that choggie is a muppet, and the things he does are ridiculous though they are often incredibly amusing. It's definitely a case of laughing at not with. He's done some really prickish things yet it's not like it can't all be undone, so I just see the humour in it and i'm sure that goes for others too. Having said that he's not pissed me off first hand and i'm sure i'd feel the same way as you K. Oh well he's dead now

NordlichReiter says...

Its not worth getting all worked up over Choggie.. because that's what he wanted, and that what he liked.

I wont say how he could come back lest he return because of me.

But I will say if you want him gone forever ... you have to ban his IP... all of them.

That means every one in the state of wherever, which is just about impossible.

As they say... if you want a safe system... have to unplug it from the wall.

I look forward to his return... just like Christ's.

Fjnbk says...

Another one of the old guard (e.g. mlx, deputydog, plastiquemonkey) gone. This whole thing was really ugly. choggie was a colossal wacko, but I'll miss that guy. At the very least he was an interesting creature.

CaptainPlanet420 says...

"Wahhhhh, I hate choggie but I couldn't do anything about it. Waaaah, I don't like choggie so I'll let everyone know once he's gone! Wahhhh, it takes a whole group of us to gang up on one superior thinker."

Youuuuu, poor kids.

Fjnbk says...

>> ^CaptainPlanet420:
"Wahhhhh, I hate choggie but I couldn't do anything about it. Waaaah, I don't like choggie so I'll let everyone know once he's gone! Wahhhh, it takes a whole group of us to gang up on one superior thinker."
Youuuuu, poor kids.


I thought I made it clear that I'm going to miss choggie. But you can't deny that he was one bizarre person.

schmawy says...

Captainplanet, is your only desire to be disruptive? I think you may have a valid counterpoint occasionally, but you're no QM. You should go read some of his comments, he makes you sound like a twelve year old.

And the downvoting of my above comment, do you know anything about Choggie's and my relationship? You know that we're actually confidants? Friends? You are an uninformed and inelegant hack who could do some good but instead seeds this place with shallow, bitter and tired rhetoric.

Constitutional_Patriot says...

>> ^dag:
Semi-coherant insults will not get you banned. Down voting someone's queue however is a dick move. Your wish is granted Choggie.
As interesting as this has been- the admin headache is not worth it anymore.


O Rly?!? Rembar, Par and qualm have done that to me on several occasions.

Farewell Chogster... the sift just got a little darker.

13553 says...

awwww, kinna like total douche and asshat, m'sself-don't really feel that way about you myself there kp.....sorry if I got you all worked up into a case of the internet jitters....iffn ya ask me, it's some a that there, white horse pairnoias...

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